Skip to main content

Daily Joke

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Anna Paquin Pictures

Celebrity gossip and photos Anna Paquin Nude in True Blood Miss Paquin recently told press she doesn’t know what the big deal is. “I don’t think the naked body is particularly shocking or interesting.” The hit HBO show True Blood is upon us and the new season brings with it one of the hottest girls on television Anna Paquin and best of all she is getting nude in it to celebrate. Anna Paquin makes True Blood as good as it is. “It’s like, I’m sorry, maybe there are a lot of women who keep their bras on while they have sex…I don’t happen to be one of them.” She continued. Anna Paquin was spotted doing some trapeze training with real acrobats yesterday afternoon (August 23). with Stephen Moyer her fiancé ” and True Blood” costar .
Post a Comment
Read more

Paulina Chmielecka

Celebrity Gossip, News According to the manager of the motel where Ryan Jenkins committed suicide, the woman who helped Ryan Jenkins run from authorities was his former fiancee Paulina Chmielecka . Ryan and Paulina were engaged, until he called it off several months ago. Friends of the former couple tell us she was very much in love with him, though she moved on to another relationship. Cops are saying despite the manager's claim, Paulina is not the woman they are looking for. TMZ showed the manager, Kevin Walker, photos of Paulina Chmielecka, who was in a 3-year relationship with Jenkins until earlier this year -- he says he's "100% sure" the woman who drove Jenkins to the Thunderbird Motel and paid for the room was Paulina. Paulina Chmielecka Photos .
Post a Comment
Read more

50 bucks is 50 bucks!! - a funny joke

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, 'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, 'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance' To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word... When th...
Post a Comment
Read more